TSA Implementing New, Gropier “Enhanced Pat-Down” Procedure

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“The Transportation Security Administration has quietly adopted new “enhanced” pat-down searches for screening passengers at U.S. airports, a response to weaknesses in airport security.

The TSA on Thursday began using a “universal pat-down” procedure that includes “enhanced security measures” to replace several pat-down tactics used in the past by TSA screeners that are presumably less invasive.

The TSA is standardizing its physical search procedure rather than allow screeners to choose among types of searches to reduce the chance of poor decisions at crucial security checkpoints.

“The UPD [universal pat-down] lessens the cognitive burden for our officers and reduces the possibility for confusion with passengers and employees as well,” the agency said.”*

Read more here: http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-tsa-pat-down-20170306-story.html

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20 thoughts on “TSA Implementing New, Gropier “Enhanced Pat-Down” Procedure

  • July 29, 2017 at 11:48 am
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    There scanners are the worst technology I have ever come across ,let's talk about that

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  • July 29, 2017 at 12:02 pm
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    I rarely fly but I have had this new trump pat down done to me in April.Why don't they pat everyone down because the detector machines that tax payers bought are low grade shit boxes.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 12:49 pm
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    all this does is make me want to wear a bomb in my necklace since they cant actually detect chemicals the underwear bomber proves it and just go into the porn machine and murder everybody

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  • July 29, 2017 at 1:45 pm
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    "We don't know what it is."

    The Young Turds tagline.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 2:25 pm
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    To stop this madness, stop flying. When airlines teeter on the edge of
    bankruptcy, Congress will respond by prohibiting these invasive body
    searches.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 2:55 pm
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    So some vile TSA agent touched Ana's chocho.YUCK

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  • July 29, 2017 at 3:13 pm
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    Watching the new pat down on a 13 year old boy is beyond cringe worthy

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  • July 29, 2017 at 3:36 pm
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    Former President Barack Obama Would Never Allow TSA Do This, Thank You President Trump, Bend Over, Now Cough!

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  • July 29, 2017 at 4:34 pm
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    TSA pat-downs remind me a great deal of the checkpoints throughout Palestine. Actually it replicates the function of anxiety, as religion does and those that worship religion do. Please watch 'theory of relativity 2.0' for the diffinative qualification of anxiety and how the replication of the function of anxiety (the 8laws) has been dictating 'culture and civilisation' at least as long as religion came into existence, ratifying and legitimising anxiety as wisdom. PEACE.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 4:48 pm
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    It will take a few years until TSA agents start sticking their index finger in passenger ass holes to check if a nuke is hidden there. No exclusions. Everyone got a finger in ass hole.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 5:00 pm
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    TSA agents can copy your phone and computer data to keep and analyse at their leisure AND they can subject you to groping as well as full body scans?! I'm just not interested in travelling to the US anymore.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 5:23 pm
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    Wtf is a crotch anomaly. Bro when has TSA ever caught a terrorist btw? When? Like, never. It's just a show of force. There have been attacks at airports still, and TSA hasn't stopped shit.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 5:33 pm
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    This is clearly a Trump introduction – hoping to find an involuntary "golden shower" by groping an elderly lady with a weak bladder, methinks? Or will they want a set of frilly underwear, to sniff privately in their souvenir room back home?
    Alternatively, solitary Japanese men as said to have a strong knicker fetish, so is this to provide a free supply of the goods for that market? We should be told, please.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 6:16 pm
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    Went through the scanners recently, one TSA agent patted down my backside where the top of my pants and underwear because it lit up and then on my way back home and had a pat down because my genital area lit up and was asked if I wanted to go in a private room or there, so I said just get it over with here, by this time I'm pissed and frustrated that it all for nothing. It made me hate flying even more.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 6:56 pm
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    People should boycott air travel. See how long this lasts.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 7:22 pm
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    This gives Ana and Chunky Cenk more incentive to travel….

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  • July 29, 2017 at 7:29 pm
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    I totally disagree… it's either security or liberty. You can't have both because of the nature of the situation and the percentage in my opinion of false positives.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 7:32 pm
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    i dont think the cognitive burden is meant as "thinking too much" and more so meant as them discriminating. i mean, how many people with towels on their heads do you think they spot everyday. its better that they just pat everyone down and stop just patting those people down.

    also you cant make pat down choices by the old method. terrorists are trained to be cool and calm under pressure. they are trained to look like bob next door traveling to see his mom. they are trained to circumvent security. if one way tickets trigger alarms they will buy 2 way tickets. if towels on their heads give them away they will wear nothing at or something everyone else is wearing. terrorists/plane hijackers are trained ninjas. they are not obvious. you cant look into a crowd of people and spot them.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 8:10 pm
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    If somebody puts his hand in my pants without my permission, he will get a load of shit under his fingernails.

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  • July 29, 2017 at 8:36 pm
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    and they still won't prevent any terrorist attacks because they are utterly incompetent and extremely bad at actually finding weapons

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